I cannot go on any longer . I know that the Olympics ended a long week ago but I did not have the time to throw in my opinion about the closing ceremony and our performance. Some sissy people complained that the images presented did not truly represent Vancouver and that the images used... a snowmobile, Natives, fishing and that mental looking Inukkshukshukwhatthefu thingy ( my apolgies to our native peoples) well, sucked. So tell me smarties, exactly which images do represent our future Olympic city?I was born here so I will fill you in on a few ideas I have... How about people dancing about wearing little boxes that represent our 500 sq. foot condos( you know the ones where you can lie in bed then roll over and chop onions cause the bed is in the kitchen). Then have other people throwing money at the little condo-boxes as they squeal and laugh and run away. How about yoga wearing Kitzoids talking on cell phones and carrying Starbucks coffee cups doing a flaky interpretive dance around a sea-wall painted on the floor? What about mini-dog drill teams forming the Olympic rings? On fire? Well, my point is that cheese has more active culture than we do. So lets go with it, the cheesier the better, Hawkins all around. Hawkins cheesies should be an official Olympic food by the way. As you can guess I hate the idea of the Olympics here. Can't we take all of that money and just give it to our junior and disabled athletes? Would'nt there be some money left over to donate to womens shelters, our libraries, education and the cancer agency? I hate to see my beautiful Hillcrest park paved over to make way for the lame-o curling facility. All the kids from all around the area use Hillcrest to play soccer in, fly our kites and play junior baseball there. It is so huge that you never run into anyone. And as it is nestled at the foot of Queen Elizabeth park it offers a comlete unbroken view of trees and grass. I loooove that park! And they are going to kill it for two weeks worth of poo. There I have said it. Yea, I said it. Poo! Bring on the cheese. Don't bother, its here...